The HMS Strangetower

Exploring the multiverse since 1996

We've been adrift for a while now, exploring the deep multiverse. The hypertelegraph on board has been out of commission for years, and we've had very little contact with highly trafficked worlds. Our engineers recently brought the old telegraph relay back up, but that knocked our temporal coils out of commission and put the entire ship out of phase. Hence, you, dear stranger, are not able to access our records at the moment. We are working on that phase discrimination. We'll probably end up updating to a more modern cosmic messaging technology. Bear with us while we engineer at the edge of possibility!

In the meantime, enjoy a few of our random thoughts here: